< $5 at Archie McPhee

Yes, folks. 15 juicy strips of bacon to cover up those bloody scrapes/scratches! Feel the healing power of delicious bacon! These funny bandages from Accoutrements come in a 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin. P.S. – There’s a prize inside!

This will not be the last you see of Archie McPhee on this site. That place is a bacon lover’s dream, and I am a bacon lover.

$17-$18 at Diesel Sweeties

This t-shirt brings an old Diesel Sweeties comic to life. It’s available in black or purple.